Dad, you can't go around pretending to be Krusty. Yeah. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QhuBIkPXn0, Introducing Homey D. Clown (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QhuBIkPXn0). A couple of those would be tasty right now. The section you're supposed to be monitoring is on fire. Please do not adblock us, our ads load is minimal. But wait. I'll just cut back on the condor-egg omelets. Krusty, your plastic surgery is complete. I think you should buy this car. You look at least 10 years younger. “Oh, so let I get this straight, you want me to lower myself so that you can assume a superior position and then demand tribute ?” Krusty the Clown. The anti-social Homey is often seen entertaining a group of excited children, who all remain his biggest fans even though he degrades them and thumps them on the head using a sock with a tennis ball inside. Shows that are incomplete, or do not have enough transcripts added, will be highlighted in yellow. My apologies to you. Sort: Relevant Newest # hide # hiding # bushes # spicer # correction # krusty # clown # homey # dancing # season 6 # episode 15 # make up # clowns # comedy # 90s # retro # 1990s # clowns # reaction # the simpsons # season 6 # simpsons # krusty the clown Welcome to the noble family of skilled Krustaceans. Homey The Clown Quotes. An image tagged homie the clown. "Homie the Clown" is the fifteenth episode of The Simpsons' sixth season. Let me get this straight. The song of Pjerrot's love. Tell me where you're from. Makes it go faster. Share the best GIFs now >>> Martial Artist (AV only, +1 to Init): 04, Weaponry (Exotic: Tennis Ball filled Sock): 04. He’s actor Damon Wayans’ Angry Black Man persona who is an ex-con forced to work as a clown-for-hire, resulting in biting skits. However, the design was kept and turned into more of a satirical idea. It was bad enough when you tried to pass yourself off as Tom Bosley. “Homie The Clown” (season six, episode 15; originally aired 2/12/1995) In which Homer looks like a fool—and it almost costs him dearly…. Perhaps he runs into Ambush Bug and Cheeks the Toy Wonder and decides to compare notes. Partier: “Yeah !” - Marge? Synopsis: A little boy's birthday party gets ruined when his entertainment (clown) cancels. It is time for us to take you for a ride. Yeah, Barney Gumble. Get it? Is that so? It originally aired on the Fox network in the United States on February 12, 1995. Don't squirm. Enemy (The Man), CIA (Homey the Clown persona – see Personality). series In Living Color comedy sketch Homey D. Clown, played by Damon Wayans. If there has to be a bastardized version of Krusty, I'm glad it's you. That's it. They'll think I'm Krusty and give us free stuff. You've got to stop blowing your money like this, Krusty. In Living Color skit with Damon Wayans as Homey the Clown giving some young kids life lessons. You don't want to sit with the rest of the scum. Dad, you can't go around pretending to be Krusty. I'm going to clown college. I don't think any of us expected him to say that. So I hope this works out. Homey saw her love as a plot to “whiten him up” and as we all know…”Homey don’t play dat.”, “I don’t think so… Homey don’t play dat.”, Homey: “Want to see a trick ?” There's nothing better than a cigarette... unless it's a cigarette lit with a $ 100 bill. Hurry up. Directed by Paul Miller. The Man later turns out to be an actual person. A frustrated and sometimes violent young man, Homey hits anyone who asks him to perform standard clown antics with a tennis ball-filled sock. In Living Colors was a humour TV show in the early 1990s. Homey has a fairly quick wit and can come up with a quick rhyme on the spot. The fact that you did not do the trick well is the biggest insult of all. Writeup completed on the 25th of October, 2010. Look in the bag.” Tube-sock filled with Tennis Balls [BODY 01, EV 00, Bonuses & Limitations: EV is limited to Bashing damage (-1) Cost: 02]. Swartzwelder's script required very little rewriting and Silverman considers this one of the best episodes he has directed. These Krusty-brand balloons are 3 bucks each. I have no business being a clown. I don't think any of us expected him to say that. Put 5000 bucks on the Lakers. He will always have his black sock filled with tennis balls in his right hand ready for use. He's a one and only. Mistaking him for the real clown, the Springfield Mafia kidnaps Homer, demanding their money. Joe the clown is good friends with. Homey often refers to himself in third person and will rant about the Man and the Establishment. I am afraid the time has come for you to pay us. Homey D. Clown – Damon Wayans plays an ex-con who works as a clown (real name Herman Simpson) for his parole agreement, but lashes out at anyone (usually by hitting them on the head with a sock full of pennies) who attempts to make him perform the standard antics of the role – "I don't think so! Okay, wherever Krusty's gone, we'll find him. Oh, nonsense, Krusty. It's my first day of clown college. Okay, we'll start off with the baggy p... Wha...? Not even your new Lady Krusty line. You people have stood in my way long enough. And after work, I gotta dedicate a new Jiffy Lube and cohost the ACE Awards. Well, gee, maybe the old Flanders-mobile could use... Wow, lucky I always keep a Bible close to my heart... Lucky I was wearing this extra-large piece of the true cross today. He's stealing all the burgers. SS is dedicated to The Simpsons and host to thousands of free TV show episode scripts and screencaps, cartoon framegrabs and movie scripts. Yeah, Dad. Homer the Clown Written by John Swartzwelder Directed by David Silverman ===== Production code: 2F12 Original airdate in N.A. Kid: “Let me see. That advertisement had no effect on me whatsoever. Okay. When my wife takes an interest in my hobby how can I say no. So after you finish your performance, you might consider robbing them. And then take that and... put that in there and... here's your giraffe, little girl. 6081 in-depth character profiles from comics, games, movies. Another note. WE NEED A NATIONAL HOMIE THE CLOWN DAY. Free Daily Quotes. One on one, Homey seems to be able to fight and beat most normal human adversaries, strangling them or tying them up off screen. Beautiful date tonight, huh? But our infomercials are running 24 hours a day. Louie, Rome and Budapest. Homey: “You got to look closer.” Grazie. I have wonderful stories about other famous people... that include me in some way. I have a feeling I could get him to appear at my house. You didn't complain when I got you... this close to Chachi. Homey: “Damn right it ain’t. He's a one and only. Normally used only for humiliation, Homey may AP add STR to EV of Sock for a stun effect but Homey doesn’t normally do this, surprisingly, even when he got the opportunity to bop “The Man”. I want everything that's coming to Krusty the Clown, which is me, Krusty. Homey: “Now what do you see ?” To murder a funnyman of such genius would be a crime. Share the best GIFs now >>> In a dream sequence he worked at a restaurant, he was still in his clown make-up and oversized shoes but wore a tuxedo instead of the yellow and orange clown suit. A frustrated and sometimes violent young man, Homey hits anyone who asks him to perform standard clown antics with a tennis ball-filled sock. I got about 5 more years of this clown crap.”, (At a school where Homey is student teaching, one of the children suggests the class finger-paint. Now, when the wealthy dowager comes in, the party's over, right? Actually, my name is Barney. Oh, my God. Goes off! Don't squirm. I am so glad I had a chance to meet you... before we did this, Krusty, because I am a great fan. Well, my time's almost up here. Kid: “Nothing !” My "Seven Words You Can't Say on TV" bit... was entirely different from your bit. When Krusty wants to, he can still blow them away. Those are supposed to be baggy pants. Finally, his plan came to fruition and Homey had an audience with the Man himself. Now, there can only be one Krusty in each territory. What's that gonna cost you? I am squirming. Krusty opens a clown college. Accepting the award is the son of the guy who played Huggy Bear. His father finds a clown suit and becomes the new entertainment but something is weird about it, there is an evil curse and it won't come off. At this rate, you'll be broke in a month. marks an episode with not enough content. I'm telling you, this'll work. But is my upper lip supposed to bleed like this? With Keenen Ivory Wayans, Jim Carrey, Kelly Coffield Park, Kim Coles. With Tenor, maker of GIF Keyboard, add popular Homie The Clown animated GIFs to your conversations. He can't kill anybody if he doesn't know which one's the real Krusty. Same Joe Valachi who squealed to the Senate committee about organized crime? All rights reserved. Homey could always serve as an insert into an Ambush Bug adventure. Memories. Homey: “Give me a dollar.”, (Speaking to his parole officer about his file) “It’s a long list of lies perpetrated by the “Man” to keep a brother down.”, Child at a party: “Why did you become a clown ?” I am only missing 2 of the 11 skits. Homey took advantage of this and bopped the Man several times on the head with his sock to disgrace him. He sees a clown that looks like Lenny dancing to circus music Lenny: Hey, Homer, the section you're supposed to be monitoring is on fire. You can't get blood from a turnip. Oh, by the way, here is your new issue of Gigantic Asses. Subscribe Clown Quotes. You people have stood in my way long enough. I'll never be able to do this trick. You came here to save me. But I can let you have this little number for practically nothing. But we're only letting the bet ride... because you crack us so consistently up. Performing clowns transform into Charlie and three other men who are aflame Co-workers: AUGH!!! The same Barney Gumble who keeps taking pictures of my sister? the performers camp.. That night. You people have stood in my way long enough. At one point it appeared Homey sold out to the Man, doing whatever the Man wanted so, he could get closer to him. New Billboard Day! His goal in life is to get even with “The Man”, a personification of the White males that are “holding him down”. Hey, how about if I squirt you in the face with my boutonnière? I've never had a pair of pants that fit this well in my life. If theres anyone capable of playing a fake Krusty, its Homer, as we see in this hilarious season six episode! He can take a simple, everyday thing like eating a bicycle... and make it funny. I almost made a grievous error. Skills: He has talent. In Living Color Wanda Quotes Homie Quotes Fire Marshall Bill Quotes Homey The Clown Quotes Dating Abraham Lincoln Quotes Albert Einstein Quotes Bill Gates Quotes Bob Marley Quotes Bruce Lee Quotes Buddha Quotes Confucius Quotes John F. Kennedy Quotes. My dad's a pretty big wheel down at the cracker factory. This profile is based on the skits I could find on YouTube. Kicked by kids, bit by dogs, and admired by the elderly. Drawbacks: Homey shows them how the “Man” finger paints by dipping the girl’s finger tips in the paint and rolling them as if taking finger prints.) After 8 years in prison, Herman Simpson works as a clown as part of his parole agreement. I'm putting speed holes in my car. He's spinning the ball on his finger. Just take it. In one episode Homey convinced a scout group called the Woodpeckers to turn on their leader, each member wielding a black “Homey” sock and his familiar rhetoric. Look, I'm cleaned out. It's my first day of clown college. This site uses a handful of cookies. Hey, Homer. Take the Quiz: Homie the Clown Quiz!. You took money made franchising your name... and bet it against the Harlem Globetrotters? Oh, thanks. You'll now go back to your hometowns and do kids' parties, swap meets... and the other piddling crap I wouldn't touch with a 10-foot clown pole. Krusty. Okay. This one is requested by my wife. I'm leaving the clowning business to the other clowns in the clowning business. It must be the first of the month. While dressed as a mall Santa, Homey wore the clown outfit, but added a Santa over-coat. Grazie. That's it. Herschel Shmoikel Pinchas Yerucham Krustofsky, better known by his stage name Krusty the Clown (sometimes spelled as Krusty the Klown), is a cartoon character in the animated television series The Simpsons and manager of Sheffield Wednesday Football Club. Unless you both go through the loop together. 11 He played a villain on the '60s Batman TV show His goal in life is to get even with “The Man”, a personification of the White males that are “holding him down”. I don’t see nothing.” Krusty, in regards to the large wager you made on yesterday's horse race... Come on. - Hold still, Homer. Homey the Clown, of course, was the name of a character played by Damon Wayans on the early-90s sketch-comedy show In Living Color. Being a clown sucks. But if you blow it, you'll look like a fool. Legs, you check out the East Side. I don't know, Bart. So I'd like to say I know Woody Allen. Homer then runs into some trouble with the mob . I only consider you scum compared to Krusty. Share articles on Facebook, Twitter, etc. The same Benedict Arnold... who plotted to surrender West Point to the hated British? One dropped storyline for The Simpsons saw Krusty being revealed as Homer's secret identity and this episode allowed writers to comment … How about letting me go double or nothing on the opera tonight. I'll come back. I have no idea…I guess put him on the street and have the players encounter him. The advertisements in this profile brought to you by The Man. By the looks of your face neither is your momma, now sit down !” (Smacks her in the head with the sock), (Girl asks to sit on Santa’s lap and tell him what she wants for Christmas) What can I tell you? I'm gonna give you the biggest ticket you... (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Hey, Krusty, Krusty. With Tenor, maker of GIF Keyboard, add popular Homie Clown animated GIFs to your conversations. Oh, you got a deadly game of cat and mouse going. Pastebin is a website where you can store text online for a set period of time. Hold still, Homer. The same Homer Simpson who... crashed his car through the wall of our club? Let's just grab him. You have brought great joy to this old ltalian stereotype. Herman Simpson, better known semi-professionally as Homey D. Clown, is a bitter and hostile convict with a never-ending community service sentence. Circus is in town. Equipment: They make the car go faster. Four clowns tumble into room to clown music Homer: Clowns are funny. There was a computer adventure game released in 1993 for the PC featuring the character, I know very little about it and have no access to it so it is not included in this profile. My dad got Krusty the Clown to personally appear at my party. Okay. You remember the time we got loaded... and set those beavers loose in that pine-furniture store? The Man later turns out to be an actual person. I'm going a different way than you, Dick. All the children together: “Yeah !” Your churlish attitude reminds me of the time I had dinner with Groucho and... You're gonna have dinner with Groucho tonight if you don't beat it. Krusty, as your accountant, I must warn you... Did you send 1000 roses... to Bea Arthur's grave? I shall now kill both of you. (Kid sticks his head in the bag and Homey cinches it up so the kid can’t get back out.) Never. Homey: “I guess it’s because I’ve got so much love to give… and it’s part of my prison work release program. Home Boy Seminar, America's Funniest Security Camera Videos, Andrea Dice Clay, Hey Mon - flight crew, and Homey D. Clown entertains at a birthday party. Homie the Clown Homer cannot get the image of Krusty's Klown Kollege out of his mind. Homey: “Same thing your dumbass get out of a gang, nothing.”. And now, to help introduce our fantastic new burger, the one with ketchup... here he is, coming in by parachute, Krusty the Clown. » Transcripts » TV & Movie Transcripts » S » The Simpsons. Look at this swell bucket of house paint. I mean, he invented the pie fight... the pratfall and the seltzer bottle, as far as I know. Homey Quotes. Take the ball. Dad, you can't go around pretending to be Krusty. © 2000-2021 Forever Dreaming. "To audience. You want my advice? Hurry up. Source of Character: 1990 – 1994 T.V. : 12-Feb-95 Capsule revision D, 21-Jul-96 Title sequence Blackboard :- Next time it could be me on the scaffolding. - Yes, Homie. I mean, just because I am Krusty the Clown? Homey don't play that!". F.D. I don't think any of us expected him to say that. Joe Higgins played by. <-- Back to List of Shows Shows with not enough episodes listed, or no episodes listed at all, will be highlighted in red. Unlike other shows, it was produced and told from a mostly African-American perspective – which proved quite successful. Only $38,000. I told you we should've bought more than three bullets. I can't see, you idiot. Kid who wants to be in a gang: “Yeah !” Plow Episode Script. Homey also does self-promotion like setting up a one-stop carnival or converting a Chuck-E-Cheese into a home. Krusty has earned a fortune as a clown, but through gambling, wanton waste, and carelessness, he has lost almost all his money. All right, you take it easy, Krusty. The episode was written by John Swartzwelder and directed by David Silverman. Hurry up. Or if the players are doing some detective work they could come across Homey on a false lead. Thanks a lot. Homey is a young Black man who wears face paint, red hair, balding head, red nose, and a baggy yellow and orange clown suit with large pompom buttons and oversized shoes. It's sacrilege. They were using a freaking ladder, for God's sake. Memorize these funny place names: Walla Walla, Keokuk, Cucamonga... Seattle. When I started this clown thing, I thought it would be nothing but glory. Well, I guess you're pretty impressed, huh, Bart? There is some similarity in Homey to Obnoxio the Clown from Marvel. After observing a billboard for clown college, Homer cannot resist becoming an official Krusty the Clown impersonator. Let's walk and talk. I want a free car because I'm Krusty. After Krusty's debts to the mob mount, he is desperate for some income. Take your hands off my eyes. I'm going to clown college. I just know they're getting ready to jab me with something. And now, everybody's favorite, the Spin-Cycle Fantastic trick. Daisy, the circus owner's daughter.. I am squirming. Baggy! Homer succumbs to a billboard advertisement and becomes one of the college's first students. I'm not going to enroll in that clown college, though. Krusty. Mr. Valdemar Psilander. Speed holes. "Homie the Clown" is the 15th episode of The Simpsons' sixth season, and aired on February 12, 1995. Only thing left to do is... to open a clown college and train some regional Krustys. I'm not him. Tell the boys I want a total world search. Gambling is the finest thing a person can do if he's good at it. It's sacrilege. He later used it to help him when directing The Simpsons Movie. The male then says "Homie don't play that," while simultaneously pulling out to ejaculate in the females face. That's it. Yes, Homie. All right. Yes. You can learn more with the writeups.org FAQ. in town from his excursion and pays the circus a visit.. Krusty's Monopoly game, the Krusty Crowd-Control Barrier. When Krusty the Clown opens a clown college to deal with his debt, Homer Simpson enrolls and ends up impersonating Krusty at public events. Get a cheap one, and what happens? How could I charge full price to the man whose lust for filthy magazines... kept me in business during that first shaky year? “Homey D. Clown” was one of the show’s signature characters, and is still well-remembered to this day. I've been getting free stuff all day. Daisy played by. On separate occasions, he has worked as a substitute teacher and as a mall Santa. Homer and Krusty looking practically the same was eventually turned into an episode in itself, with Season 6 episode “Homie the Clown” in which Homer becomes a Krusty impersonator and ends up in deep with the mob. That game was fixed. I gotta go back to Springfield and face the music. You mean like that bozo, Bonko the Clown? By continuing to use our website, you agree to our use of cookies – explained on our cookies info page. homie the clown 6184 GIFs. Pastebin.com is the number one paste tool since 2002. Now, when I remove the bandages... don't be alarmed by the total stranger staring back at you. Link to germane writeups.org articles on the web (your blog, online forums, comments areas…). It's my first day of clown college. It's a great piece of buffoonery if you pull it off. Homey: “Since you a big man, Homey got something special for you. Shows that have pages created for all episodes, but are not fully formatted, will be highlighted in light blue. CAUSE WE ALL KNOW SOMEONE WHO COULD USE A GOOD "BOP ON THE HEAD" Just take the clown college. Mrs. Gudrun Houlberg. Synopsis. 1. Should I shoot him gangland-style or execution-style? - I am holding still. Storyline. He constantly carries in his right hand a meter long black tube sock packed with several tennis balls. Right before he climaxes during the unprotected sex, he proceeds to hit the female on the head with the sock filled with feces. It's sacrilege. Girl: “It’s not very pretty.” Takes out the eyeballs of every kid in the room. So, what do you think of the Lady Krusty Mustache-Removal System, Angelique? 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